We all like a good ahegao “sex face” fantasy, don’t we? Where would adult manga, eroge, hentai, and the like be without those characters with rolling or crossed eyes and tongue sticking out as she winces during sexual intercourse?

Everyone’s favorite fetish toys brand, Tama Toys has created a special onahole inspired by ahegao: the brilliantly named Anime Girl Ahegao Creampie Fuck Onahole.

The masturbator sleeve itself is a packed tunnel of pleasuring gimmicks, designed to deliver sensations that result in, as our friends at Kanojo Toys say, a “brain-numbing orgasm.” This means you “might well make you recreate your own ahegao as your manhood shudders and releases its load.”

But the box art is where it’s at, here featuring a schoolgirl stunner who looks prim and proper in her school uniform, but then wild and busty without her clothes on. As you grip her from behind and slide in and out, she transforms into an untamed creature unable even to maintain the composure of her facial expressions.

The Anime Girl Ahegao Creampie Fuck Onahole is available now internationally from Kanojo Toys.

We wonder, though, if they missed an opportunity here. It might have been even cooler for the onahole itself actually to have a kind of face on it — in this case, of course, an ahegao face. But perhaps the practicalities of attaching a well-rendered face onto a masturbator sleeve are too difficult without taking the toy’s costs to sex-doll levels. Well, we can keep on hoping…

One of Japan’s top adult video idols, Mion Sonoda, has announced her retirement from the industry in October, ostensibly for reasons of personal health.

AV performers frequently “retire” or “graduate,” though this can sometimes just mean they reappear under a new contract with a different agency and production company — and using a new professional name.

But this time it seems like a genuine retirement and Sonoda has announced the news with a personal message for her fans.

She entered the AV industry at the ripe old age of 19 and has since spent over four years delighting fans with her amazing breasts and sexual prowess.

The 24-year-old will leave with a major 160-minute release (TKTABP-905) from Prestige on October 4th.

Mion-san, otsukare sama!

Top porn stars in Japan have a gruelling schedule, with almost constant filming sessions, photo shoots, and promotional events. Since their careers are short and trends are fickle, not to mention the actual fees for appearances even if you are star are relatively low all things considered, they are made to work very hard to earn as much as they can before the flame burns out. This can inevitably have an impact on their health, especially as they are using their bodies in so many unusual ways over the course of a working day.

They can, of course, also supplement their incomes with sugar daddy relationships and prostitution. Perhaps Mion will turn to this avenue to earn a crust in the future. We can but hope…

As they have progressed steadily into their forties, the members of music band Tokio have become a marginal presence on the pop music charts. Instead, they have established themselves on Japanese television as one of the most popular presenters.

A scandal ripped through the lineup last year, however, when member Tatsuya Yamaguchi was exposed as having invited teenagers to his apartment and, apparently in a drunken state, having kissed one. He resigned from the group and left the entertainment world.

Tokio has soldiered on.

One of the remaining members, Shigeru Joshima, has found solace in the arms of a model and did what any 48-year-old in his right mind would do by marrying this lady who is half his age.

That lady is the beautiful gravure model Risa Kikuchi, who is a sprightly 24. Of course, this being Japan, she is pregnant. No condoms is a surefire way to marriage.

Making her gravure debut in 2017, Kikuchi is a haafu: her father is Bangladeshi. To be fair, she was not especially well known in the industry — with, from what we can tell, one image DVD and a single major weekly magazine shoot to her name — but will now be forever renowned as the girl who bagged Shigeru Joshima. (Ironically, Kikuchi’s DVD is currently listed on Amazon Japan as a bestseller. Her name making a big splash in the news last week has no doubt massively boosted its sales.)

This is an unusual occurrence. While the members of such pop bands, ages notwithstanding, can be presumed to be sleeping with groupies, fans, models, actresses, and the like, it is hard for them actually to get hitched.

The members of Arashi, for example, have survived a zillion rumors and tabloid stories about their sex lives, but still seem unable to marry their partners — even when they are the very eligible likes of Mao Inoue. The former group SMAP is another case in point: only Takuya Kimura is married — and to another celebrity. Management and contracts seem to silence the sound of wedding bells.

Tatsuya Yamaguchi had been married (to a former model) but divorced in 2016, which is perhaps another reason he was drinking heavily and kissing underage girls.

Picture the scene. You are a diehard AKB48 fan and you see that your favorite group is advertising tickets that let you go on date with the idol you love. So much better than just the handshaking sessions, right?

Unfortunately, it really was too good to be true.

The tickets for the upcoming AKB48 shows in Fukuoka this November that were officially advertised as “Date Ticket: Experience what it’s like to be an AKB48 member’s lover!?” have since been retracted.

Given that AKB48’s members are banned from having boyfriends, it’s thus little surprise that management won’t actually let you sleep with the idols just for the price of a ticket.

In fact, the description clarified that the tickets allowed you to meet an idol before the show, watch the concert, and then meet her again backstage afterwards.

So no “lover” dimension to the perks.

Following a backlash, the AKB powers that be renamed the package to “Let’s Cheer on the Performing Members with the Other Members.”

So if you actually want to date your AKB48 idol, you will have to wait until they graduate — like some very patient boyfriends have done.

Running at the Sunshine Aquarium in Tokyo until November 27th, the “Lots of Sex Exhibition” (Sei Ippai-ten) is perhaps the most provocatively titled event in the city right now.

Before you get too excited, this night-time exhibition is a fun exploration of copulation of the marine kind.

So if you want to find out — in a pretty hands-on way — about how fish “do it,” then this is the event for you.

Ever wondered how long a barnacle’s cock is? How do seals breed? Learn all this and more.

The whole venue is lit up in pink and purple mood lighting, like it’s some kind of expensive love hotel suite. We suspect the event is, at least in part, inspired by the sex museums of the past and intended to get couples on dates in the mood for the human style of sex. (Sunshine Aquarium is located in Ikebukuro, where there are a lot of actual love hotels.)

In fact, the exhibition even provides visitors with the chance to spy on crabs while they have sex and to cop a feel of a shark’s genitals. The exhibit in question is hidden tastefully inside a black box and we presume is just a replica rather than live, but who knows? The young lady demonstrating the exhibit in the publicity photo certainly looks pleased (or pleasured) by the experience.

And if this is the sort of event that rocks your boat, you can also get a t-shirt and other official merchandise. Because, you know, well, shark sex might make for good street fashion.

A Japanese YouTuber has been identified by netizens as a woman in an adult video who jerks a guy off.

Known for her popular videos about plastic models and construction kits, Kino Kosaka (or Kino Kousaka, 香坂きの) appeared in a 2011 “amateur” (shiroto) porn (1sdmt00514) released by SOD Create in which she was one of several women providing handjobs for the camera. The women’s faces were originally pixellated in the DVD but somehow netizens could figure out it was her.

On October 1st, she published an emotional response to the accusations on her YouTube channel Mokenchu TV explaining and apologizing. She says she was deceived by a street scout into signing what she thought was a kind of TV survey but turned out to be a contract. (As we known, such coercion tactics are very common in JAV.) She apparently did not at first know she would be appearing in a video until she was tricked into entering the vehicle where they were shooting, after which she felt scared because she was unable to leave. When it became apparent that she would be required to jerk a random guy off, she demanded at least gloves. Upon doing the deed, she received her payment of ¥20,000.

Though not a major influencer, Kino Kosaka has nearly 60,000 YouTube subscribers and some of her videos have attracted almost 200,000 views and total cumulative views of 7.3 million. Ironically, her apology video is now one of her biggest viral “hits,” with 142,000 views and counting.

Kosaka is certainly not the first woman in Japan to have her porn past exposed — and she’s not even the first YouTuber. We reported on a similar case last year.

Still, if Kosaka is unable to recover her regular YouTuber career after this unfortunate incident, perhaps she can branch out into adult toys like one of her peers did recently?

The immensely popular Japanese gravure idol Nanoka (菜乃花) has hit thirty and released a new photo book. And as she enters another decade, so she arrives at the next stage in her career: one which she is initiating with a nude shoot.

It’s not hair nude full-frontal territory (yet), but we do get finally to see Nanoka’s ass in all its glory and, as far as we know, it’s the most naked Nanoka has ever been.

The photo book, her fourth, “NN” came out in Japan on September 27th. In at least two shots from it, Nanoka is butt naked. We hope to update with more scans and images when they leak online…

The famously busty model has spent several years gracing the pages of weekly magazines, teasing us with her stunning chest and slim body. What’s next now that she’s shed her clothes for the camera?

Because sometimes you want something really wild inside of you.

The Amazing Beasts is an original series of dildos by online Japanese adult toys retailers Daimaoh. And when we say original, we mean it.

As vibrantly colored as they are sensationally named and astoundingly shaped, these are some of the most incredible fetish dildos we have seen in Japan.

If you felt that being penetrated by or penetrating your partner with a replica stick of goya or a large sweet corn just wasn’t strange or sexy enough, then these beasts should sate your appetite.

The dildos offer shafts and glans like you have never seen on or experienced from a human being (at least, we hope you haven’t).

Have a dragon’s cock sliding into you or, if you are a backdoor play kind of guy or gal, try the long and slender Sakamata butt plug for size.

Choice is also the name of the game here, since the dildos generally offer different colors as well as degrees of texture so you can personalize your toy.

The Daimaoh Amazing Beasts dildos are available for international orders from our friends at Kanojo Toys.

Something of an outlier among the main manufacturers and brands (Toy’s Heart, Tama Toys, Nippori Gift, A-One, etc.) but also producing its own impressive toys, Daimaoh has occupied similar “beast sex” territory before with claw dildos, dolphin plush hug pillow, and more.

Seiyuu (voice actress) Rie Tanaka has stunned the Internet by tweeting preview images from her latest lingerie shoot.

No stranger per se to sexy shoots, this is nonetheless probably the most provocative the 1979-born idol has got as far as we know. Netizens are delighted by what they saw and Tanaka’s original post has received thousands of retweets and likes.

We’re not sure where or when the final images from the shoot will appear — a photo book, a weekly magazine? — but the brief behind-the-scenes footage suggests the photographer was very lucky to get so close to her slinky body.

The shoot was done in a pristine, sunny room with a white bed that accentuated Rie’s slender body and barely-there lingerie.

Now that she has firmly entered “ara-for” (forty-ish) jukujo territory, it’s even sexier. Recently divorced (since 2018) from her much-older husband, her numerous voice work credits include Mobile Suit Gundam as well as J-pop releases back in the 2000s.

As she enters her forties, can we expect Rie to go all-out and reward her fans after years of waiting? Presumably not if she has plenty of voice work lined up, but perhaps so if her coffers need a boost now that she is single again.

We love to browse our ever-growing library of titles by Japanese porn’s established stars, but that doesn’t mean we don’t always have our eyes fixed on the latest debuts and debutants.

One we noticed back in August is the sexy, slinky Marina Asakura (麻倉まりな).

We think — and hope — this lady has the star quality that would catapult her to AV fame.

To be accurate, we can find a release from 2017 with the same performer and she already did some magazine shoots before then, but we think she seemed to explode in August when a stunning new DVD came out.

The only problem? Her releases so far are all image videos, not porn, so she is almost nude but not quite (no nipples on show!) and there’s no sex.

So the 27-year-old Marina is not a porn performer yet, just a gravure idol with a G-cup and a cute face. But that doesn’t mean we can’t hope for a career shift in the imminent future, right?

These days Rena Takeda is increasingly forging a career as an actress and model, but the slim and sexy star got her break in gravure — where the ladies are usually on the bustier side but she won fans aplenty for her slender boy and cute looks.

But Rena Takeda has now announced her “final” gravure shoot, published in the current issue of Weekly Playboy. And she’s going out with a bang: a major, splashy spread shot on location in LA over eight days.

The results feature plenty of sun and sand, and show off her very petite body.

Renarena, as she is known to fans, is still just 22 years old, so we can hope she might return to gravure in the future when she is a jukujo. After all, Rie Tanaka has done just that at the ripe and alluring age of 40.

Incidentally, another gravure staple Yuka Ogura also recently “retired” from cover shoots for weekly magazines, though did so with a great spread for Weekly Playboy.

Fans are delighted by the news that the debut photo book by popular fashion model Eri Oishi (大石絵理) has the idol in the buff.

As the scans now doing the rounds online indicate, the stunning 25-year-old strips off for “honey” (released in late September) and her pert buttocks are on alluring display.

In addition to lovely shots of Eri Oishi in her lingerie or soaking seductively in the bath, fans gets to see her full ass. The fact that it is through a shower wall may be as sensual as it is frustrating…

The slender and “pure”-looking Eri Oishi is a haafu (or more properly, a “quarter”), with a Japanese father and a French-Korean mother. As a celebrity, she is best known for her regular TV appearances, including presenting the weather.

Judging from Instagram posts, she would seem to be good friends with former AKB48 hottie Mariya Nagao.

On a certain television show back in 2013, she confessed to being bisexual. Perhaps for the benefit of her legions of fans she will explore this further in the future? Now that is a photo book we would want to see!

We have some sad news to share today. The former K-pop star and actress Sulli (Choi Jin-ri) has been found dead, according to media reports. Known for her pale looks (sometimes paired strikingly with dyed blond hair), she was just 25 years old.

The idol was a member of f(x) from 2009 to 2015. She left the group to seek a career in acting, appearing in a 2017 big-budget movie called Real that was supposed to be her break into stardom. Unfortunately the film failed with audiences.

As we previously wrote about, the film did have two awesome nude sex scenes, though, showing us what a beauty Sulli was.

Returning to music, she released a solo album earlier this year.

Her death is assumed to be suicide. Sulli suffered from severe depression and had also received online abuse. Her social media posts were sometimes very personal and even tearful.

Ironically, we had already planned an article this week on Sulli after she posted a nip-slip video on Instagram. (Sulli was famous for going braless.) But then this story came and everything shifted towards something much more serious and sad.

As connoisseurs will know, koakuma (“little devils”) and succubus tropes are very common in Japanese hentai manga, eroge, and adult toys.

The Devil’s Crack Onahole by Magic Eyes is the latest example of this trend.

Called with cheeky yet inventive humor “satanic loli character” by our friends at Kanojo Toys, the box art is certainly fiendishly fun and alluring. But the real innovation here lies in the special “handle” or end grip with which you can angle and improve your penetration experience.

Not only is the love tunnel itself very snug, you can hold the grip in different ways to enhance the sensations: from a tight grip for a vacuum “piston” to pulling the grip for a sliding feeling on your glans or twisting the end for a grinding sensation, or even twisting the main onahole part to create a “tornado” on your member. So it’s almost like four types of penetration in one masturbator sleeve. Yikes!

The Devil’s Crack Onahole is available now from Kanojo Toys for international delivery.

The Zozosuit is a tailor-made polka dot bodysuit. Less a genuinely interesting service/product than a publicity stunt by Japanese online fashion retailer Zozotown, it was, at least initially, a flop.

But one very confident Japanese woman with a preference for nude selfies (or a young lady with a very kinky boyfriend) has found a new use for the garb and it suddenly takes on a whole new value when she is showing the world how it looks when gradually unpeeled from her slender body.

After first stripping off her regular work clothes (very nice!), the apparent office lady wore no bra beneath her Zozosuit tailored to the alluring contours of her slinky body. And then she promptly took it all off again, showing what she looked like at each stage of undress… right down to her bush — and all for the benefits of the camera, of course.

Was this what Yusaku Maezawa had in mind when he launched the Zozosuit? Probably not, but given his penchant for dating younger female celebrities like Saeko and Ayame Goriki, we don’t think he would disapprove. Come on, you know he’s done this with one of his lovers!

Will it fuck up your mind by fucking a brain? Actually, not at all. Far from it, in fact.

Having previously given us a grenade-shaped masturbator and a Tokyo Skytree parody onahole, Tama Toys has taken a leap right into no-man’s land with the insanely inventive design of its latest adult toy: the Brainfucker Masturbatory Aid Onahole.

The Brainfucker is pretty much everything its name suggests and every bit as awesome. It really is shaped just like a human encephalon.

Get ready for the sexiest brainstorming session of your life! […] Simply insert yourself into the frontal lobe and feel how the soft silicone wraps itself around you. Thanks to its amazing inner surface, each thrust seems like a stroke of genius. Combining the strengths of both the left and the right brain, this exceptional sex toy leaves any man satisfied — and surely takes any load off your mind.

Unusually, this onahole garnered the attention of a mainstream blog after its naming made a splash on social media. Sora News 24 described it, with presumably affected ignorance, as:

Oh, wait, it turns out that the toys Tama Toys deals in are those of the adult variety, and Brain Fucker, which looks to be about the size of a youth volleyball, isn’t a puzzle box. As a matter of fact, it doesn’t have any buttons, slides, or switches to manipulate. There’s just a hole at the base of the brain, so what’re you supposed to…

Yes, that hole is waiting for insertion, but not of a brain stem or spinal cord. While the box says Brain Fucker, that’s actually describing the product’s user, as it is indeed a masturbatory aid for men of particular culture who feel that the most attractive part of a potential mate isn’t a big bust or curvy hips, but a sexy, sexy brain.

So while it seems to have bemused the mainstream Internet, onahole fans and users will immediately appreciate the unabashed originality and panache of this brilliant addition to the onahole canon.

The Brainfucker Masturbatory Aid Onahole is available for international orders from our friends at Kanojo Toys.

Regular readers will know how much we like to highlight the healthy and amusing degree to which parody exists in the Japanese adult toys and adult video industry.

Makoto Shinkai’s hit anime Weathering With You has already inspired one parody porn release.

Now along comes the inevitable onahole toy! Does Shinkai know about all these parodies? Perhaps it’s better than he doesn’t…

The Toilet Bowl With You Onahole is very unofficial and maker Tama Toys has done enough obfuscation to ensure it won’t get sued, but this is clearly inspired by the blockbuster movie. The name in Japanese is Benki no Ko, which is very similar to Tenki no Ko — the original title of Weathering With You.

There is also another layer of reference here, since “human toilet” is a common Japanese slang trope for a female slut — a woman whose body you can use like a public convenience! The box art should make that very plain indeed.

As our friends at Kanojo Toys write, this toy never leaves you standing in the rain.

This totally orgasmic masturbator lures you in with its sexy bondage-flavored box art, soft material, and ribbed tunnel. On top of that, you will love the fact that this amazing masturbator gets tighter and tighter the deeper you push into it – making each thrust into the “bowl” more irresistible..

The Toilet Bowl With You Onahole is available for international delivery via Kanojo Toys, your one-stop online store for all onaholes, masturbators, and other adult toys from Japan.

In the November 7th issue of the weekly manga magazine Young Jump, gravure idol (gradol) Aya Kawasaki has posed for a memorable shoot as part of her final countdown to retirement from the industry.

The shoot has an autumn festival theme, dressing 28-year-old Kawasaki up in a very skimpy fundoshi outfit and robe. Loved for her sharp butt and long legs, the images pay tribute to Aya’s best assets with loving care. Given the recent bout of typhoony and rainy weather we have been having in Tokyo, we suspect the shoot was done several weeks ago or outside the capital somewhere.

There is also meant to be a full photo book out soon as Aya’s final major release.

The 52-cm-waist idol will formally retire from gravure in March 2020, though this date was chosen surely because it must be when her contract with her agency runs out (contracts in Japan, like the fiscal year, often run to the end of March). We have hopes, then, that Aya will return under a new professional name with a different agency. As far as we know, she hasn’t suffered from a decline in popularity that should prompt her agency to end her contract, though the gradol scene is infamously crowded and ruthless — and, to be blunt, Aya is edging toward 30, which means jukujo territory for idols of her ilk and a whole other kind of image to the one she has projected in her career so far.

But this leads us to another question… What is it about retiring top gravure idols right now? Have we arrived at a changing of the guard?

Top gradols Yuka Ogura and Rena Takeda have both announced their graduation from major gravure shoots for magazines in various ways.

Who’s next?!

We already reported last week on the joyful news that the debut photo book by TV announcer Minami Tanaka (田中みな実) would take her firmly into gravure territory with a semi-nude shoot.

Now a few snaps showing how things looked behind the scenes have appeared and they confirmed firstly what a stunning pair of legs Minami has and also that the photo book is certainly worth getting excited about.

The as-yet untitled photo book is scheduled to hit shelves in December. We can’t wait to see the final results!

If truth be told, we are lucky enough to check out and use a lot of new onaholes and masturbators.

Most look more or less the same, even if they feel quite different inside due to material, texture, tunnel design, and so on.

But there are quite a few out there that incorporate all kinds of incredible gimmicks into the whole toy, including the exterior. This are the standout onaholes and which frequently make it onto the pages of this humble blog.

The latest we have spotted and tried is the Sugoman Musume Onahole, a new masturbator by Enjoy Toys that integrates fingers into the shape.

With awesome fetish box art by veteran illustrator Ohigetan, this toy is inspired by a slightly voluptuous Japanese girl who is so so horny she is fingering herself as she receives your penetrating member.

Can you prise those fingers away from her pussy?

Fear not, this masturbating maiden is very accommodating and determined to help you masturbate better. That middle finger of hers is actually movable and serves to add extra stimulation when you slide yourself into her eager love hole.

The Sugoman Musume Onahole is now available from our friends at Kanojo Toys for global shipping.