Japanese porn and adult parodies are apparently getting faster and faster.

The new Makoto Shinkai anime, Weathering with You, is still in movie theaters and dominating the Japanese box office.

Masturbation With You is an “ejaculation app” whose name and design shamelessly parodies the Shinkai film (天気の子 vs. 天気のマ●コ). The publicity image shows a porn star (can anyone help us identify her?) fingering herself furiously in the center, or preparing to munch on a dildo or squeeze her nipples in the other pictures.

As far as we can tell, this is currently just a concept, a mock-up made by someone with too much time on his hands during the rainy season, and now doing the rounds on a certain section of Japanese social media.

Given the anime’s original Japanese title — Tenki no Ko (literally, Weather Child) — perhaps a better parody is Tenga no Ko (Child of Tenga)? That title could certainly apply to a fair few people we know!

Shinkai’s previous film, Your Name., also inspired its own adult parodies: both an onahole (and even a second one!) and porn release.

We wrote earlier this week about gravure idol Yuka Ogura’s sad decision to stop doing magazine cover shoots, which she announced with the launch of her new photo book. Fans got excited about the prospect of seeing Yuka’s butt, which was glimpsed in the preview images.

Now more images from Ogura’s new photo book, “Jajauma” (Shueisha), have appeared online and they continue the trend: Ogura is nude in the shoots, happily showing off her pert buttocks for her fans.

Though famously busty, it doesn’t look like Yuka is ready to show off her full breasts to the world just yet. The most we seem to get is some side book.

Unfortunately only a few bad scans seem available at the time of writing. We might have to make a trip to the store to check out the actual book over the weekend.

The Kung Fu Nyan Nyan Onahole by Japanese adult toy giant Toy’s Heart has a fun name and an even funner design.

The awesome box art, as we would expect from Toy’s Heart, depicts a kung-fu-fighting Chinese idol who is also a catgirl. After all, anthropomorphic anime girls can also be Chinese and catgirls can also be feisty as well as cute.

Toy’s Heart signature Virgin Skin material makes this fantastic onahole feel great, whether you are stroking its textured exterior or sliding yourself into its intimate interior that spirals tighter and tighter. Moreover, the spunky girl will attack your manhood with three special pleasure zones along her snug love tunnel located near the entrance, center, and far end.

A session inside this lady’s kung fu dojo will certainly leave your cock exhausted, but very satisfied.

Get your own Kung Fu Nyan Nyan Onahole from our friends at Kanojo Toys, the number one online stop for all things adult about Japan.

And if you are really into furries and kemonomimi fetish, then you might also want to check out the popular Kemono Hime Animal Princess Sex Doll plush toy, which recently added a white rabbit version.

The sexual assault in December 2018 of Maho Yamaguchi shocked fans and the idol industry, exposing the mismanagement and abuse of the performers in Japan.

Yamaguchi was forced to apologise for the incident but, appalled at the treatment she received by her handlers, quit the Niigata idol group NGT48, which is part of the AKB48 network. The actual assault itself then received a very different kind of treatment: inspiring its own parody adult video release earlier this year starring a former NMB48 idol Risako Okada, who now performs porn under the name Miko Matsuda.

You might be forgiven for thinking that 23-year-old Mahohon (as she is known to fans) would avoid a further career as an idol (music or otherwise), especially one that called for her to sexualize her body.

Instead it seems she is determined now to take control over her flesh and physical appeal, if the preview image from her upcoming photo book is anything to go by. Some have expressed surprise that it is a quite provocative, sexy shot, considering Mahohon’s recent experiences.

Yamaguchi’s debut photo book, to be released on her 24th birthday in September, was announced in late July and is her first major professional activity since she graduated from NGT48 earlier in May of this year. Later that month she joined a major talent agency that has several famous actresses on its roster. She would appear intent on using the negative experience of the past few months as a platform to jump up to bigger and better things. Go girl!

The Japanese YouTuber Sakikichi has made her gravure idol shoot debut in the July 13th issue of Weekly Playboy.

Known for videos about food and fashion, Sakikichi has an alluring, almost otherworldly beauty that is well used in the five-page shoot.

Having already attracted over 17 million YouTube video views and 125,000 subscribers, Sakikichi is hoping to attract a new kind of fandom with this somewhat unexpected career shift.

She even made a video for her channel showing some of behind-the-scenes footage from the shoot.

Research regularly shows that Japanese women’s breasts are getting larger. And now we have data to prove it over a 40-year period.

Bra maker Triumph — known for its rather silly concept bras — nonetheless takes mammaries seriously, as you’d expect, and knowing the size of its customers’ boobs are inevitably top of its list of priorities.

It recently made public the results of a survey it did. Here are the key findings.

The subjects of the survey were Japanese females between the ages of 20 through 60 years. And when the data was confirmed, Triumph found that while only 4.5% of its customers had required a D-cup size bra or larger back in 1980, that percentage had expanded to 17.6% by 1990. By 2018, the percentage had swelled impressively to 53.1%. Or in other words, a remarkable twelve-fold increase over 40 years.

Interestingly, the 17.5 centimeter average measurement from the underside of the breast to the top had not shown any appreciable change during those four decades. Which means the size of the breasts themselves had definitely become larger.

A press report tried to figure out why and got this juicy quote.

“There are two reasons for this,” said Shuko Sakata, manager of brand marketing at Triumph. “The first is changes in the diet, such as increased meat consumption and westernization in general. The other is because we manufacturers have become better at teaching customers the correct way to select a brassiere. When putting on their bras, women tend to lean forward and by so doing gravity collects fleshy parts on the sides of their torso to fill up the cup. That alone can increase cup size by as much as two sizes.”

Fewer and fewer women wear kimonos, which means their breasts are not flattened down. Given room to breath under western clothing, the results are beautiful. The dietary changes are also apparently important for around 20% of the size of a breast; the rest is determined by genetics.

Whatever the particulars of the science, though, this is a trend that we support wholeheartedly.

We frequently follow news of Japanese porn debuts and there always seems to be something novel in the announcements, from college girls to hostesses, gravure idols, actresses, and so on.

But we think this is the first time we’ve heard of a professional mahjong player making the switch to adult video.

With a face like gradol Eimi Matsushima and the slinky body of an angel, Minami Nakanishi (中西南) has opted for a mahjong-themed, 131-minute JAV debut release (1SDMU00939), which came out in July from SOD Request and is directed by ANZO. Naturally it involves sex on top of a mahjong board.

Her breasts are, by porn standards, modest, but she makes up for that with her height and commitments to her craft.

Some assiduous porn fans have done some investigating and claim that Nakanishi has already previously appeared in AV under the name Sara Haneda (羽田サラ) — though it’s true that she was a mahjong player, known as Nana Miura (三浦奈々).

We’re not sure anymore what’s marketing, truth, or rumor. But we love what we see of the results.

Tenga has produced some of Japan’s, if not the world’s, best sex toys. As a brand, it already has its own stores. And now Tenga finally has its own vending machines. (The Tenga Egg vending machine once spotted in Nakano Broadway, Tokyo, was apparently not an official vendor.)

Anyone now with an urge to buy a Tenga product 24 hours a day and get it right away can do so.

The only catch is that these vending machines are in Sapporo, Hokkaido — in the far north of Japan.

For reasons known only to the sales team at Tenga, the Apple of the Adult Industry has opted for a regional city rather than Tokyo. Surely these vending machines would be a big hit and viral success in Akihabara or Shinjuku? Perhaps there are local ordinances that we don’t know about, making it harder to sell adult products from unmanned facilities in Tokyo. Or perhaps the Sapporo Tenga shop has been particularly successful.

The vending machines opened on August 1st in Chuo ward, Sapporo. There are three machines, discreetly housed inside. You have to be 18 or older to make a purchase, which you proof by scanning your driver’s license.

Products on sale at the branded red vending machines include the Tenga Cup series of onacups, the Tenga Spinner, and Tenga Men’s Charge sexual energy drink. Of course, these are all available from regular drug stores in Japan or online, but sometimes you just need your Tenga ASAP.

We previously introduced the legendary porn impressario Toru Muranishi when a documentary about him came out in Japan — specifically, the last gasp of his major releases when he tried to create one of the most ambitious porn films ever shot.

The pioneer of POV shots and arrested several times over the years, Toru Muranishi is perhaps the most famous adult video director and producer from the 1980s and 1990s. That fame is set to reach new audiences with the release of a new Japanese Netflix drama starring Takayuki Yamada.

The Naked Director charts the rise of Muranishi’s porn production company and his relationship with industry peers, including the top star Kaoru Kuroki, and his development of unsimulated sex on camera.

In 1980s Japan, one determined man turned every crushing setback into opportunity. His name was Toru Muranishi, and he revolutionized his industry.

The eight-episode series also stars the nudity-friendly Ami Tomite and Misato Morita (as Kuroki).

“People have seen my asshole,” as Muranishi declares in the opening moments. “But I’m not embarrassed. To be human is to live as who you really are. In other words, adult videos show humanity itself.”

They, as the drama reveals, also showed women with hairy armpits.

Based on a nonfiction book, Muranishi also gave the series his blessing.

We hope to check in again once we’ve caught up and seen all the episodes.

Curvy (well, comparatively curvy) former AKB48 idol Nana Owada will release her debut photo book and it includes a semi-nude cover with a “hand bra” (tebura) shot.

This kind of shot, where the lady covers her breasts with her hands and reveals plenty of side boob, has become a standard trope in semi-nude idol photo shoots.

Past examples from the AKB stables alone include Minami Minegishi, Ayaka Umeda, Atsuko Maeda, Rina Hirata, Haruna Kojima, Yuko Oshima, and — most controversially — Tomomi Kasai, whose tebura effectively ended her career.

As Maho Yamaguchi is demonstrating, there is life after AKB or its sister groups — even if you leave the group under a cloud of scandal.

Anticipation is high for Owada’s photo book, “Risutaato” (Restart), as she has already posed for some nice shoots that show off her voluptuous body. The 19-year-old Owada (aka Naanya) joined AKB48 in 2013 and graduated in 2017.

Though only a couple of alternate cover shots have appeared as a preview so far, “Risutaato” comes out in mid-September and we look forward to seeing what’s inside.

Along with Tama Toys, Toy’s Heart is one of the most reliable Japanese adult toy brands in terms of producing quality toys with awesome box art and novel concepts or designs.

The My Tight Senpai Crush Onahole (aka Senpai who I look up to was a pretty barriered girl) is the latest masturbator to fit this description with aplomb.

The onahole recreates the pussy of a busty, tsundere character who will give you what you desire, though you might have to fight her a bit for it.

This reserved yet horny young lady from school will receive you with open legs and spoil your member with amazing vaginal stimulators, but halfway throughout her love tunnel you will encounter her standoffish character: an “iron wall” that really hugs and squeezes your member tight. After you break through this uterus zone ring, your member is rewarded with an incredible pleasure chamber deep inside.

And this being a Toy’s Heart offering, the onahole is crafted with its signature Real Skin material that offers a durable yet realistic texture.

The My Tight Senpai Crush Onahole (Senpai who I look up to was a pretty barriered girl) is available now for delivery worldwide from our friends at Kanojo Toys, your one stop for everything adult about Japan.

As we know, Comiket is less about comics and more about cosplay. Specifically, female cosplayers.

Stars like Enako can attract huge crowds (and money).

But even lesser-known female cosplayers can pull in a strong audience, though, as one example from the recent Comiket 96 showed, this phenomenon can have unpleasant consequences if you are not prepared or don’t have adequate minders.

In a video that has since gone viral (nearly 4 million views as of writing), a Chinese cosplayer found herself on August 11th surrounded by a mob of men with cameras who refused to make space for her. Instead they thronged ever closer, intent on getting panchira shots of her panties under her skirt.

Upskirting has become something of a tradition at events like Comiket and it’s one of the reasons you see guys with such big lenses on their cameras.

In this case, the men were asked to move back but did not comply. The situation became ugly and threatening for the Chinese cosplayer, known only as ALL, who started to cry. Despite her immense popularity (nearly 26,000 followers on Twitter), it seems she had no experience of this intense level of interest in her body.

Staff tried to intervene and announce the end of the photo session. ALL was reduced to sitting down and holding a notebook to cover her panties while men continued to snap away, oblivious to her distress.

We recently introduced the great Netflix drama series The Naked Director, which charts the rise and fall of adult video legend Toru Muranishi during the 1980s and 1990s.

Now we want to look in more detail at some of the sex and nudity it depicts.

The choice of Netflix to show the series is an apt one, since then it is now bound by the strange rules of mainstream Japanese broadcasting that forbids actual nudity. Being a streaming channel, Netflix can do the subject matter justice by allowing some actual bare flesh on screen.

One of the most naked is the gravure idol Ruri Shinato — long a favorite of ours — who appears in several sex scenes.

Korean-Japanese actress and model Hyunri shows off her butt.

The lesser-known yet beautiful young actress Misato Morita (森田望智) lets us see what she looks like masturbating in the shower. The scene also includes a realistic period touch in that she has hairy armpits (a running trope in the series). Morita plays Kaoru Kuroki, the eventual AV star.

And finally, ex-AKB48 idol and regular nude Ami Tomite shows off her breasts in a fun scene portraying the grim reality of an outdoors porn shoot.

We will update with more selections of the scenes from the series as we keep watching.

The former AKB48 idol Ayano Umeta has gone semi-nude for a eye-catching and provocative shoot that really shows off her bust.

In the resulting photo featured in the current issue of Weekly Playboy, which is now delighting netizens, 20-year-old Ayano seems to be wearing no panties as she leans out of a bath, her shirt dripping wet as it clings to her alluring body.

That body is surprisingly busty for her young age and petite figure.

Umeta left AKB48 in March 2017 after joining the group in 2011, since when she has changed her professional name to Ayano Shimizu (清水綾乃) and tried to establish herself as an actress.

Several former AKB group idols have resorted to such nude or semi-nude tactics in an effort to launch post-graduation careers.

Recent examples include Nana Owada, Ayaka Umeda, Rina Hirata, Seira Miyazawa, and Maho Yamaguchi. Others like Natsumi Hirajima and Machiko Tezuka have gone further in gravure shoots and shed all their clothes for the camera — and then there are the ones who make the full switch over to adult video.

Only a small number of former AKB idols like Atsuko Maeda have built up genuine careers as actors.

Where will Ayano Shimizu’s career end up? She is releasing her first DVD later this week, so its sales may well prove decisive.

Oh, we do like ourselves some love handles.

H-cup idol Sayaka Todo (藤堂さやか) possibly has some of the most impressive curves, not to mention boobs, we have seen in gravure in a while.

After putting some DVDs earlier in the year and last year, the 24-year-old releases her first photo book on August 23rd, taking her career hopefully to the next level.

Like Ami Inamura, she’s a fan of baseball and likes to pose in gear. She can swing our bat any day she fancies.

Might queen-of-the-butt Yuka Kuramochi have some competition on her hands?

Good onahole maintenance is the life and death of your masturbator sleeve: take care of your toy and it will last much longer.

While onaholes are famous for looking after your balls — primarily, by letting you release the juices they produce — did you know that you can now take care of your onahole with a ball?

Made from diatomaceous earth, a natural material that is very popular with bathroom products in Japan, the Hole Quick Dry Diatomite Ball by G Project is as handy as it is original.

The ball is absorbent, quick-drying, and anti-bacterial. Just pop the sphere into your onahole and massage it while inserted into the tunnel to remove the moisture the remains inside. What a simple, smart idea this is — and probably the most novel sex toys maintenance item we’ve seen.

The Hole Quick Dry Diatomite Ball is now available from Kanojo Toys, your one-stop store for all things adult about Japan.

When all is said and done, the human race is driven by some pretty basic urges: eat, sleep, and fuck. Everything else is ultimately just window dressing for what we have come to call civilization and society.

But of the three, which is the most important for people today in our nominally sophisticated age? Specifically, which do Japanese people value the most?

Japanese survey site Sirabee set out to find the answer to this question by asking 1,781 men and women in Japan, aged between their teens and sixties.

Which could you not live without? Food, sleep, or sex?

Almost 54% of those polled said food, whereas sleep gained a respectable result of just under 39%. Sex, on the other hand, only got 7.6%.

The results perhaps confirm the Japanese obsession with food — as any glance at a TV schedule will attest — and the ongoing issue of sexlessness in the nation.

Sure, these results are probably going to be the same in most places, but the difference between the numbers is quite staggering. We suspect that it would not be so low for sex in other regions.

Of course, it’s a silly hypothesis in the first place. No one can live without food or sleep, and the race couldn’t lie without sex.

Fans already pleased by the explicit blowjob and nude sex scene that Kumi Takiuchi did in Side Job (2018) have got even more to be happy and grateful about with the release of her latest movie, Kako no Futari (火口のふたり、Lovers at the Crater).

The intense drama about two past lovers revisiting their sexual relationship came out in Japan on August 23rd.

As sneaky uploaded previews shots reveal, the 18-rated film based on Kazufumi Shiraishi’s novel features Takiuchi getting screwed from behind by her co-star, Tasuku Emoto, while standing up. He is holding her under the breasts and with his other hand gripping her crotch.

She is wearing her underwear at the time (you can just about see her panties), so it’s not so explicit in terms of nudity per se, but it shows us what wild sex with her would look like. And by the looks of things, there is still plenty of nudity in the rest of the film.

Kumi Takiuchi is 29 years old and has starred in several films and TV dramas.

Sometimes the best choice isn’t necessarily the prettiest.

With a design that makes a nod to tentacle sex, Project Kimoi Onaho Vol. 1 The Ugly One That Squeezes Everything is certainly not your usual smooth and sleek pocket pussy toy.

Its name might be a bit of a mouthful and with external visuals that initially put you off, but the results convince you that “ugly” and freakish can be decidedly sexy, too.

Slide in and immediately feel the cluster of inner ribs and pods inside the tight tunnel. Be sure, though, not to neglect the uniquely textured outer structure. Hold the toy at different angles to add random pressure on your member’s most sensitive areas as this tentacle-like onahole grips you hard.

Few toys say “hentai onaholes” quite like this.

Project Kimoi Onaho Vol. 1 The Ugly One That Squeezes Everything is now available globally from Kanojo Toys, your number one online stop for all things adult about Japan.

We look forward to more entries in the series.

If this kind of toy kindles your fetish flame, then be sure to check out these tentacle breasts onaholes, the mandrake-inspired Monster Alraune Tentacle Sex Onahole, and the Gucho masturbator series.

The latest gimmick in the ongoing campaign against chikan, or groping, on trains involves a stamp.

The idea here is that the chikan stamp, made by a Nagoya-based stationery company known for personal seals and stamps, can be used by the victim to mark the perpetrator.

When and after they are groped, victims — who are often young and vulnerable — may feel too shocked or scared to speak out, or physically unable to hold onto the perpetrator to prevent him (or her) from getting away. This stamp is a solution, since it lets the victim “brand” the criminal easily and clandestinely.

Known in Japanese as the Meiwaku Koi Boshi Sutanpu (迷惑行為防止スタンプ), Shachihata’s stamp uses a colorless, transparent ink that only becomes visible under ultraviolet light, according to a Kyodo News report.

It will come with a blacklight that can be used to shine on a stamped object to illuminate the seal mark, which is the figure of an open palm, the company said.

The product is hoped to aid in the identification of perpetrators of indecent acts if stamped onto their hands or belongings.

The set of stamp and strap costs ¥2,700. No doubt as the result of the strong publicity the item has attracted, it is currently listed as sold out on the Shachihata online shop.

“We hope it will be of some help in encouraging society to keep an eye on troublesome behavior and addressing the issue,” Shachihata’s public relations spokesperson said.