If cosplayer Enako recently dressed up as a “mermaid princess” wasn’t enough to excite you, then perhaps this fish porn will?

The gravure idol Shihomi Yoshino has posed for a striking series of selfies in which she barely hides her nude body and F-cup bust underneath some hanging fish. In a bathtub. Now that’s what we call sushi.

You won’t look at grilled mackerel the same ever again.

The selfie shoot took place in what looks like a small apartment’s bathtub — Shihomi’s own, if her social media posts are to be believed.

A novel publicity stunt by the idol (generating thousands of retweets in the process), the choice of miso-flavored dried fish also expresses her actual hobby, which is apparently fishing. So is this really what her bathtub looks like normally?

If this is your kind of thing, you might want to take a gander at cosplayer Luchino Fujisaki’s nyotaimori sushi fetish photos from last year and former AKB48 idol Kaoru Mitsumune’s infamous bread shoot from 2014.

Aya Kawasaki is one of the slinkiest and most popular gravure idols of the moment. For all her slim charms that she likes to flaunt in lingerie or swimwear, however, Aya still keeps her clothes (just about) on.

And so fans and netizens have to go that extra mile to uncover the 28-year-old’s nudity. They have possibly excelled themselves this time.

Aya Kawasaki recently posted a tweet with her 275,000 Twitter followers sharing selfies of her body shot from a low angle that really does justice to her midriff. Like how people were keen to believe in the apparent nip slip of Yuno Ohara last year, industrious fans were able to exploit one of the shots, adjusting the exposure of the selfie to reveal the goodies underneath the lingerie.

To be honest, Aya Kawasaki regularly does gravure shoots in insanely revealing clothes (if they can be called that), so this was arguably a lot of image-tinkering for not much in the way of results. We’re pretty satisfied with the goodies already on display in these fine shots.

Aya Kawasaki also looks particularly good when she models swimwear for the brand Realise, who has previously employed the stunning talents of Umi and Miyako Akane. The latter went on to release an adult video, so perhaps we can hope the same might happen with Aya Kawasaki.

After leaving AKB48, Morning Musume, or another related idol group, most performers sadly disappear into obscurity. A rare few establish a mainstream careers in acting or entertainment. A growing number enter adult video. Another subset try to ramp up the sexiness and pose for semi-nude gravure shoots.

Examples of the latter include the alluring Mariya Nagao, delightfully curvy Natsumi Hirajima, Ayaka Umeda, Aika Ota, and Machiko Tezuka.

Now another fine young lady joins their esteemed ranks: Seira Miyazawa, the 25-year-old former member of Nogizaka46, has posed for a Weekly Playboy shoot — her first gravure shoot in three years — that hints at her stunning G-cup bust as well as slinky legs and butt. After graduating from Nogizaka46 in 2013, Seira Miyazawa has established herself as a minor fashion model and TV personality, but this shoot reasserts her right to gradol stardom. Welcome back, Seira. Long may you stay.

The latest Japanese adult video debut to attract our seasoned eyes is last year’s from Waka Misono, who, if the publicity is to be trusted, is an 18-year-old with angelic white skin and a fully natural F-cup bust. The young lady is also very petite — apparently measuring a mere 155 cm (5.1 feet) in height. That makes for quite a combination with her chest.

Her debut, “Please Teach Me Sex,” came out in February 2018 from a Soft on Demand label, directed by Kurumi Ichinose. The 140-minute title (1SDAB00054) was followed by “I Came for the First Time” (1SDAB00056), which came out in March 2018.

Misono then took things to the next level for her 138-minute April 2018 release (1SDAB00057) that saw her dressed in a see-through, skin-tight costume and engage in a sweaty threesome and foursome.

In what is an all-too-familiar development, her career seems to have subsequently slowed and we cannot see any releases after May 2018, but let’s hope Waka Misono makes a comeback in 2019.

Today in Japan is White Day, when men are supposed to buy chocolates for women, who do the same on Valentine’s Day.

So it’s another romantic day in the annual calendar, along with Christmas Eve.

As such, porn giant Soft on Demand has set up a novel light display in the heart of Tokyo’s Shibuya neighborhood to promote, well, sex and renewable energy. And it’s not even real sex, but the virtual kind.

The display, formally called the White Day Illumination Shining with Virgin-Produced Electricity (童貞力発電で輝くホワイトデーイルミネーション), is a way for people to try out virtual porn content, which is a major growing part of the market in Japan. And if that white vehicle looks familiar, that’s because you probably saw it in an adult video at some point. The Magic Mirror Car (マジックミラー号) has appeared in countless numbers of titles and SOD has previously installed it in Shibuya for the Halloween street party, which it has exploited for marketing purposes since at least 2016.

Anyone visiting the SOD White Day display, which can be found in the Dogenzaka Bicycle Parking Space in the heart of the love hotel district of Dogenzaka in Shibuya, can don the headset, ride a bicycle (non-virtual), and then take a look at AV idol Tina Nanami and Hinata Koizumi in action. The viewer is meant to cycle rigorously as they watch, powering the heart-shaped light in the display. It’s aimed at virgins, who presumably are pumped full of expendable energy.

Apparently, Tina and Hinata keep things tame this time — just blowing the wearer virtual kisses to encourage his or her pedaling — rather than blowing anything else or engaging in full-on sex.

So there you go. Porn stars are environmentally friendly, sort of, in that they can spur men to power lights. If all the jerking off in Tokyo could be somehow harnessed for its kinetic energy, how much electricity could it generate? (Previous SOD Halloween street promos have also had an eco theme, such as the porn star voice trash boxes.) Maybe this is the true post-Fukushima landscape of Neo Tokyo.

The White Day Illumination Shining with Virgin-Produced Electricity is open from 5pm to 11pm on March 14th.

As we know, love hotels come in all shapes and sizes. We’ve previously noted steampunk hotels, retro-themed vintage ones, and hospital ward themed rooms.

It’s not just the exteriors, which are always a bit garish (albeit not always as crazy and extravagant as reputation suggests); it’s the interior facilities and amenities that also make this genre stand out from regular modes of accommodation.

Increasingly offering a variety of services to keep punters coming, from WiFi to food, bathing options, massage chairs, tanning beds, and more. (So much so, in fact, that women can even have a nice time staying at a love hotel alone.) A TV and karaoke set are pretty standard, and you can often play video games on a console, too.

But what about Dance Dance Revolution?

The Japanese arcade game is a classic and remains popular around the world. As shared by Kotaku, Dance Dance Revolution is also now available at a love hotel in Kobe for pre- or postcoital guests to enjoy.

The DDR luxury room at Hotel Eldia in the Kansai city costs from ¥6,490 for a two-hour stay. The hotel also has a deluxe room with Taiko no Tatsujin.

While it’s not actually the first love hotel to install DDR in a room, Hotel Eldia takes things considerably further by adding such features as a slide and rock-climbing wall. It’s also a little unusual for an inner-city love hotel to have these kinds of novel additions. It’s more often the rural love hotels that resort to such features — because they have the space and also need to attract guests, whereas hotels in Kabukicho or Dogenzaka have generally no trouble filling their rooms. That being said, Hotel Eldia seems to be located slightly out of the center of Kobe, which may or may not be a factor.

Either way, folks, just remember not to play too much. Be sure to leave some energy for the real purpose of your stay at the hotel!

In what may be every foreign otaku’s dream come true or the stuff of nightmares, Yuko Oshima has been snapped by the lens of a tabloid photographer on an intimate date with a foreigner.

The lucky man is apparently an American. (Incidentally, Oshima is herself a quarter American, which may or may not be relevant.) The couple were followed while they walked arm in arm in Tokyo, with Oshima wearing a face mask as is common for celebrities. They had attended a showing of the movie Bohemian Rhapsody, which is a mega hit in Japan.

The tall and bearded boyfriend was also reportedly spotted leaving Oshima’s apartment building. The tabloid Weekly Friday suggests that Oshima’s time studying in America from 2017 to 2018 has affected her tastes in men and let to her meeting her lover.

This is the first interracial relationship between an AKB48 idol and foreigner that we know of (correct us in the comments if we are wrong).

Since leaving AKB48 in 2014, the 30-year-old Oshima has made a decent stab at an acting career, landing some lead roles in films and TV dramas.

Atsuko Maeda, Oshima’s former AKB48 peer who has also established herself as a serious actor post-AKB, got married last year and recently gave birth to a child.

On the other hand, Mariko Shinoda, who seemed unable to carve out a full career when she left the group, announced her marriage in February.

According to the Friday scoop, Ohima has been to a sushi restaurant with her father and boyfriend, indicating that the relationship is serious enough to merit a parental introduction. Could Yuko Oshima be about to follow Shinoda and get hitched to a gaijin?

Japanese onaholes always seem to have a new way to surprise us, whether it is their design or name or box art. In this case, it’s the inspiration.

Sure, we are well used to onaholes drawing on all kinds of source materials for parodies and the like. But this time, it’s a transcultural approach to folklore that is decidedly novel and produces great results.

The Naughty Fairy Tales is a series of new pockey pussy masturbator toys by top Japanese adult brand Toy’s Heart. As the title suggests, the onaholes are inspired by fairy tales. So far there are two “once upon a time” toys — one based on a classic Western fairy tale; the other on a Japanese story.

The Naughty Fairy Tales Sexy Little Red Riding Hood Onahole takes the story that famously appears in the tales of Charles Perrault and the Brothers Grimm, and adds a very erotic twist.

“Grandmother, what a terrible big bulge in your pants you have!”

The makers of this amazing onahole have re-imagined the cute heroine as a naughty little slut. You will certainly understand her antagonist’s hunger all the better! Who wouldn’t want a piece of this voluptuous girl with breasts to die for?

With the Naughty Fairy Tales Sexy Little Red Riding Hood Onahole, your personal fantasy story can come true. Luckily, there’s no crossdressing as the grandmother or a bloody ending involved! Tame your big bad wolf with her awesome spiraling nubs of pure pleasure.

The Naughty Fairy Tales Horny Crane’s Return of a Favor Onahole, on the other hand, takes a beloved Japanese folklore legend known as “Crane’s Return of a Favor” (Tsuru no Ongaeshi). This is a story about a crane whose life is saved by a man and who returns the favor by either weaving fabric for him to sell or by marrying him.

Like all the best fairy tales, this toy offers a lesson in gratitude and repaying a favor with pleasure!

The Naughty Fairy Tales onaholes are available for global shipping from Kanojo Toys.

On the NTV show Inu mo kuwanai, former AKB48 idol Miki Nishino competed with the actor Kazusa Okuyama to see whose body is the “best.”

Whereas Miki Nishino has a slightly curvy butt (by Japanese idol standards, at any rate), Kazusa Okuyama is athletic and sporty — a very popular type among Japanese models and female actors right now, perhaps influenced by all the 2020 hype.

She shares selfies of her toned body on social media — something we also spotted the gravure idol Yume Hayashi do this recently.

Miki Nishino left AKB48 in spring 2017 and, possibly due to her body, was not apparently chosen for the group’s “wrestler” shoot that year.

Nishino’s butt (and slightly large tummy) went up against Okuyama’s more muscular form in an unusual contest on Japanese television, which involved ex-AKB48 Nishino walking around with something clenched between her buttocks. Now that’s entertainment.

We know which type of body we prefer. Do you?

We’re a little late to the party with this but our favorite Twitter account of the moment is @shinya_1972_, which has been posting alluring images of beautiful women since May 2018.

There is no information in the profile and no links to speak of, but it seems like “Shinya” is a photographer (born in 1972?) who is generously sharing his own images of models (or girlfriends?).

There’s rarely any actual nudity but these photos are incredibly hot. Seemingly shot on a film camera and without much or any editing, the erotic images feel raw and genuine. The subjects are lying half-naked on a bed. They are undressing, but lingeringly. Or they are lounging around aimlessly in a vacant room, perhaps waiting for male attention. The settings could be in the present — but could almost equally be the 1980s or 1990s.

Here are just a few tantalizing examples from posts this year.

It’s not hard to see why the account has attracted 10,500 thousand followers and counting.

Want more? Then what are you waiting for? Check out @shinya_1972_ now!

Shinya, whoever you are, thank you.

Voice actress and singer Sumire Uesaka is famous for being cute, of course, and also having an obsession with the Soviet Union. Now she possibly has another feather in her bow.

The 27-year-old idol amply exploits her bust, lips, and other physical assets in the video for “Bon kyu bon wa kare no mono” (very roughly, “My Busty Bust Is His”). The single, which is Uesaka’s tenth and is out on April 17th, is also the intro theme for the TV anime Nande Koko ni Sensei Ga!? (Why are you here, sensei?!), for which Sumire voices the character Kana Kojima.

The video shows Uesaka lounging around alluringly on a bed or in the bath, while the camera lingers on her body in a series of closeups. Slightly more sinister, perhaps, is the way the video features a trio of young boys who gaze at Uesaka with horny admiration or wearing blindfolds while they fantasize about the idol. Well, at least they didn’t ask the boys to strip and then cover Uesaka’s breasts with their hands like a certain former AKB48 idol once did.

Here is the full video.

The video went live on YouTube on March 16th and has already garnered nearly 450,000 views. No prizes for guessing why…

It’s hardly a new thing for a music video to exploit the beauty or body of the female singer, but this is so obvious (and cheesy) that netizens are just loving it.

Who wouldn’t want to go on a date with Shoko Takahashi?

The busty porn star is one of the most popular ladies in the adult video industry right now and certainly one of the most successful examples of a gravure idol crossing over into JAV.

Well, forty fans have the chance to accompany Shoko Takahashi — also known as Takasho — on a special tour that leaves Shinjuku on April 20th by bus. At the rural destination, the tour will encompass erotically charged strawberry picking and then a private stay at a hot spring (onsen) resort.

This latter will include a group dinner but, perhaps most importantly, the chance to take photos of Shoko while she poses (possibly nude) in the hot spring’s bath. Perhaps the resulting images will look something like this.

The tour doesn’t come cheap, as you might expect for something so unique and coveted by the many fans of this idol. It costs ¥129,600 (nearly $1,1200) per person, though that does cover all the meals and exclusive merchandise that participants will receive.

We all need the touch of the others when we are lonely — and the hand of another can be particularly, well, handy.

The best solution we’ve ever seen has been the Man’s SOM Hand Type Handjob Machine, which is a bestselling masturbot that is exactly what its name suggests.

If you don’t want to go the whole hog, though, there are always onaholes in the shape of a woman’s hands or even special stockings-style gloves that make a handjob feel like someone else is doing the business for you.

What about if you are a girl who wants someone to squeeze your hand, say, during a horror movie but don’t have a boyfriend? Fear not, someone has found a solution to this dilemma, too. But it’s almost as creepy as something out of a horror film.

Yamane(ko) (@ymn_co_19) posted photos of her experimental device on Twitter on March 13th and the results went viral.

As a “device” goes, it’s pretty low-fi. It’s essentially a single surgical glove that’s filled with flour. But for Yamane(ko), that’s apparently enough to provide comfort for her during those lonely moments, such as an outing to watch a movie on her own.

She took her “fake boyfriend hand” with her on a date to watch the latest Osomatsu-kun movie at the theater. Here it is traveling with her by car. It got its own seat.

Readers with good memories may well remember there was once a Japanese iPhone case that looked like a fake hand — perfect when you want someone to caress your face.

It’s cherry blossom (sakura) season here in Tokyo. Visit the big parks like Ueno, Shinjuku Gyoen, Yoyogi, and so on and you will find so many people it will jam your phone signal. There are plenty of groups and families, but also quite a few couples or would-be couples since hanami (cherry blossom viewing) is a prime date activity. If you’re in a park in central Tokyo, you’ll probably see a fair few interracial couples as well. It is also possible for the industrious to get some great panchira up-skirt views of all those ladies lounging around on the grass.

If all this sakura makes you horny, then you need to check out the Kanojo Toys spring sale, which is offering 20% off ALL adult toys storewide for the duration of the cherry blossom season in Tokyo. Just use the coupon code sakura to claim your discount on the toys of your choice.

Some of our recent favorites among the lineup include the Nasty Crest Sexy Body Stickers, which are temporary tattoos with a tribal design, the Ryuukishi Bloody Saga Premium Hole series of masturbator toys based on characters from the game Ryuukishi Bloody Saga, the Nipple Up! Syringe Nipple Cups niple play toys, and the Vorze A10 Cyclone SA+ Plus Sex Machine, which is the latest model in the bestselling series of masturbots by Rends.

For more great Japanese toys now available at a great price, check out Kanojo Toys.

Wet Woman in the Wind (Kaze ni nureta onna, 風に濡れた女) was released in Japan in 2016 to relatively little fanfare and the “queasy sex romp” even escaped our busy radar screens. (It seems it was one of the Roman Porno reboots we wrote about at the time, but we only seemed to take notice of Anti-Porno.)

We are catching up with it now and finding there are some merits to the sex drama, about a washed-up Japanese playwright (played by Tasuku Nagaoka) in search of himself in the countryside.

It stars the lovely and nudity-friendly Yuki Mamiya alongside Michiko Suzuki, who is not an actress we have heard of before and seems to have just one credit to her name.

In the first sex scene, Michiko Suzuki wears a figure-hugging dress that she slips off when she seduces the lucky protagonist on a sofa. She then starts riding him naked as she really gets into the sex. Randomly, Yuki Mamiya then comes in while holding a lamp, clambers onto the writhing couple, and joins in the sex.

Other sex scenes features the main guy alone with Yuki Mamiya (including one in which she emerges through a roof mid-coitus) and also one where Suzuki has sex outside.

The sex scenes are easily available on streaming sites if you do a bit of searching. We took some so-so screengrabs to give you a taster.

Formerly known professionally as Yuki Mogami, Mamiya is one of the to-go actresses for soft-core and erotic movies in Japan. Her previous nude credits include Sweet Whip (where she did full-frontal nudity), The Crawler in the Attic, and Torture Club.

She also appeared in a great (and hot) Durex commercial.

Ah, Japanese television. Not the place to go for cutting-edge drama or provocative news stories. But it is the place to go for bizarre shows that tread a fine line between porn and… well, we’re not quite sure what.

Case in point is this show called Zennihon Waga Ie no Ofuro Osho (全日本わが家のお風呂大賞, All-Japan Our Bath Grand Prize) on the streaming channel FOD broadcast on March 27th and apparently introducing bathing spots around Japan.

The actual point of this show seems purely to let viewers leer at the body of such ladies as Natsumi Hirajima, who looks frankly freakin’ awesome when she is relaxing in the hot water. Though we would definitely like to get a look at her without that wet towel on, just the way it clings to her body is enough to provide more than a fair few tingles between our legs.

Since leaving AKB48 way back in 2012, Hirajima has carved out a successful career in gravure-dom, where her adorable curves and penchant for alluring underwear has won her legions of fans.

She’s no a stranger to shoots in baths.

Other gravure idols featured in the show included Airi Shimizu.

Back in 2010, a Japanese book about school baseball and inspired by the management theories of Peter Drucker became a surprise bestseller and then, the following year, adapted into a film starring ex-AKB48 idol Atsuko Maeda — underling the popular cult that surrounds the management guru’s ideas in Japan.

The novel was Moshidora (in full, Moshi Koko Yakyu no Joshi Manager ga Drucker no “Management” o Yondara, What If the Female Manager of a High School Baseball Team Read Drucker’s “Management”?). Clearly its success has not been forgotten, or Drucker’s theories are still read a lot in the adult industry, because top Japanese masturbator brand Toy’s Heart has created a new series of onaholes that parody Moshidora, at least in terms of its famous title.

There are five types in the Moshi… series, each based on a different kind of character with whom you are invited to imagine “What if…” scenarios.

The Moshitai Sex Education Teacher Hands-On Lesson Onahole is based on the very best kind of sex ed experience you can think of! This young and nubile Japanese teacher’s love tunnel is structured into three “lessons,” beginning with a beautiful example of female anatomy that makes penetration so wonderful. Next, you will be shown how a vagina curves and hugs, before you get to experience the tight uterus and what making babies really feels like!

The Moshiyoga Hot Japanese Yoga Teacher Onahole is a more classic trope: sex with a sporty and athletic young woman, though her penchant for “hot yoga” and passion for physical exertion has resulted in a toy with an unusual flame-red design.

The Moshinaka Daily Nakadashi Creampie Girl Onahole invites you to cum inside and “heal” a sick girl or she will die.

Finally, the Moshiyan Yankii Girl Virgin Onahole takes the fantasy of slutty yankii girls and adds a big “What if” element: what if she was both slutty and a virgin? If this improbably combination was true, it might well look (and feel) a bit like this.

The four Moshi… onaholes are available internationally from our friends at Kanojo Toys.

Last year, Hirokazu Kore-eda’s film Shoplifters attracted a lot of critical buzz for its socially engaged nuances and rightfully won it several big awards and nominations.

Call us boring. We couldn’t help but take a different interest in the film: for its brief but welcome nude scene with the lovely Sakura Ando.

Ando is shown lounging naked on her stomach on the floor, displaying her slinky body and beautiful tanned skin. We don’t get to see much flesh, just her buttocks and a flash of her breast as she quickly turns over to cover herself up.

Want to see more? Then you will be pleased to hear that this was not Sakura Ando’s nude debut. We also know of her nude sex scenes in the 2015 film adaptation of the Banana Yoshimoto novel Asleep (Shirakawa yofune) and it seems like she’s stripped for some other roles, too.

More visually inventive, though, was this steamy (as in, bathtub-steamy) nude photo shoot she once did.

The 33-year-old Ando was long the darling of small dramas in Japan but has now broken out into mainstream success, in part thanks to Shoplifters but more importantly her starring role in the current NHK Asadora morning drama series, Manpuku.

All this fame means she is less likely to take challenging roles in edgy dramas — and that almost certainly means no more nudity or sex scenes. Well, we can but hope.

Incidentally, Ando is related to Inukai Tsuyoshi, a former prime minister of Japan, and her sister, Momoko, is an acclaimed film director. Quite a family.

The Apple of the adult toy industry in Japan, Tenga still has a sense of humor, which is often very much in evidence its marketing. After producing romantic chocolates for Valentine’s Day, it continues its funny and inventive promotional efforts now with the Tenga Furikake, which is aimed at horny male students with big appetites.

No, not bukkake. There’s already plenty of toys for that. Furikake, as in the topping that you sprinkle onto a bowl of rice.

Naturally, this isn’t your average furikake. It contains ginger, oysters, and garlic, which are meant to improve your stamina and erectile strength. So this is furikake that will help you get harder for longer.

If you want to buy the Tenga Furikake, you’ll have to be very lucky. Only 100 bottles are available and they are being given away free to people who buy the Premium Tenga Premium Freshers Cup — a special version of the Premium Tenga Onacup toy designed especially for college freshers starting school this month — and then enter the contest using an included QR code. Applications are accepted until the end of May but you have to be resident in Japan.

This is the latest nude selfie lady (裏垢女子) that caught our eye.

She’s apparently a “young Japanese wife.” We can’t prove this with any certainty, but we can definitely say that she has breasts and pale Asian skin to die for.

While she sometimes uses filters to hide her face and identity, this is often very minimal and at least one shot is totally open, giving us a full look at her beauty. What a stunner.

If the paper she is holding up is true (and we are reading it right), the clue to finding her is the code eDDIxZN30 but this doesn’t seem to yield results on Google Search or Twitter. Help us out if you’re in the know about how to keep abreast of this lady’s, ahem, breasts.