Ketsu Bat Girl is a new Tumblr account, and a meme waiting to happen.

The name means girls being hit on the butt (ketsu) with a baseball bat, which is not an image we think of regularly. But now it’s stuck in our heads we will be fantasizing about it all day!

Girls have been heading to a certain spot in Niigata City to pose for a series of shots where a statue of a baseball player seems to be smacking their asses.

Naturally the girls react with plenty of surprise and charm. It certainly makes Niigata City look like a fun place to hang out. Are you allowed to do this in real life?

The baseball player statue is located in Furumachi, Niigata City, and is kind of like the locals’ version of the Hachiko dog statue in Shibuya.

The statue is actually of a fictional character, Taro Yamada, from the baseball-themed manga and anime Dokaben, which is set in Niigata.

The Tumblr project is by calligrapher Shinya Nishihara, who has previously come up with a way to promote Okinawa using hot girls. It was started around 4 weeks ago and is now starting to pick up buzz.

There’s quite a range of social groups so far and it’ll be fun to see how the Tumblr account develops.

Sometimes you just can’t resist that hottie on the train.

And combine cute girls on public transport in Japan with fiery Italian blood — and you have a recipe for trouble.

On March 4th, Wakayama police arrested an unemployed 40-year-old Italian man for kissing a 21-year-old Japanese girl sitting on a train in the prefecture.

There is no indication that the two knew each other.

The Italian stallion admits the kiss but claims there was no malice. “The kiss was intended as a greeting. I didn’t think it would break Japanese laws,” pleaded the European.

It’s true that in Europe it is common to give a peck on the cheeks in greeting.

But the Italian kissed the forehead of the woman!

We would love to know the context for this. What happened? Did he just suddenly feel the urge to “greet” the lady in question? Did he not say anything first?

That’s what the news reports read like. It said the man — named as Vincenzo DeMaio — was riding the JR Kisei Line when he allegedly approached the seated woman at around 17:50.

Then he planted a kiss on her forehead. He also is alleged to have kissed her hand.

Police were told that “a big foreigner is kissing my hand”. Now that’s something to get the boys in blue rushing to your aid.

Apparently there have been several incidents around Gobo City where a “foreigner” suddenly kissed or touched young women. There was one on March 2nd on the street and then three incidents on March 3rd between JR Gobo Station and another station.

JR were actually keeping an eye for a foreigner and when one was spotted at Gobo Station they called the police, who then got on the same train and followed him.

So if you’re a foreigner and thinking of chasing girls — be warned. The police may be watching you!

Vincenzo DeMaio came to Japan three months ago as a tourist. We suspect his sightseeing in the country may be about to end with a trip to the airport.

We all have fantasies about virgins, perhaps especially Asian virgins.

In fact, despite the allure, sleeping with a virgin isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. After all, there’s a lot of awkwardness and delay.

But it’s still something we all want to try every now and then.

However, the right situations don’t always present themselves at your convenience.

Fortunately, we have Japanese sex toys to help us out.

The Cocoa Aisu Virgin Slippery Puriman Onahole is not only based on Cocoa Aisu’s pussy and magnificently recreates having fun with the sweetest and most innocent-looking girl in Japanese porn (and she’s done a lot of cool films!), it even comes with her autograph on the outside and G-spot chamber inside.

So you can get to recreate scenes from Cocoa Aisu’s masterpieces.

But that’s not all.

Cocoa Aisu is a virgin.

And just like a true virgin, this masturbator features a “hymen” that you pull open and penetrate before you can enjoy Cocoa Aisu’s pleasures.

And then once broken, she will “bleed” for you with red liquid.

Veteran onahole fans will spot an old favorite here.

The Cocoa Aisu Virgin Slippery Puriman Onahole really reminds us of the Virgin Meiki Chihiro Aoi, which was likewise based on a cute porn star and featured “blood” to give you a virgin experience every time…

Love Shot is a new drink designed for people to get it on at parties and clubs in Japan.

The alcoholic drink comes in a tube with openings on either end. The idea is you drink it simultaneously with a partner (or potential partner), sharing liquids before you really share liquids.

While you slurp up the Technicolor drink you can look right into your partner’s face at close range, seeing what they look like with their mouth puckered up as if they are giving you head. Don’t worry, drink enough of these and that will certainly be coming later (pun fully intended).

And how best to advertise this new gimmick drink?

Lesbianism!

The makers have organized some club events and video to promote their ware. Best of all are Tokyo Baby’s (sic), the sexy “official Love Shot girls” they have hired to do the demoing of the product, more often than not with each other!

So if you see these fine ladies handling a Love Shot at a Tokyo club, don’t hesitate to take them up on their offer.

Our beady eyes also spotted that one of the ladies is the lovely Ayame Tachibana, the model who openly admits to having had sex with over 100 men.

The 23-year-old was born in America so probably speaks very good English.

We very much hope to bump into her one day.

There are three flavors of Love Shot (grape, peach, lemon) and each one will cost you ¥1,200 (about $10). Look out for them at nightclubs and bars.
　
It’s 10% strong so should be a nice way to get your target for the evening nicely tipsy before you take things to the next level.
　
We can see this being a hit at swinger parties, love hotels, hostess clubs…

Here’s how it goes down at a host club.

Nayuka Mine (峰なゆか) is a former porn star turned manga-ka.

She is famous for having an alluring, curvy beauty similar to Mitsu Dan.

Born in 1984, she made her AV debut in 2005 but left the porn industry in 2009, except for a brief comeback in 2011 for a lesbian title from MOODYZ.

These days her appearances are tamer, though she’s not averse to posting some very sexy selfies!

But personally we love seeing her in all her glory.

Like Manami Hashimoto and Mitsu Dan, Nayuka is definitely a lady who is getting hotter with age.

Here is how she looked before.

Nothing wrong with that at all. But this is how she looks today.

She is now quite a high-profile manga-ka. In 2014 she released a memoir-style manga about her time in the AV industry. She also appears on TV as an actress and personality.

We look forward to seeing much more of her.

You might think you’ve seen all that Yuma Asami has to offer. Having viewed her ample talents on graphic display in her vast catalog of AV titles, what more could she have to show us?

Quite a lot, actually.

The 27-year-old is now trying her hand at being a singer.

“Re-Start: To Tomorrow” goes on release on May 20th.

Yuma Asami has already been a Gravure model and dabbled in music as a member of the Ebisu Muscats, which broke up in 2013. This was a tough year for Yuma, since she started her now famous battle with ovarian cancer. Today her treatment is over and she is getting back to work with an autobiography in 2014 and a new singing career.

Her video in October 2013 announcing the end of her cancer treatment has clocked up 1.6 million views, indicating the level of fandom Yuma attracts.

She also sang and played guitar at a cancer music festival in June 2014.

Yuma Asami was born in 1987. Her parents apparently opened the first ever “Philippine pub” in Japan. She made her porn debut in 2005, unusually with releases on two labels simultaneously.

Is a return to the AV industry also on the cards? We very much hope so…

Japanese porn stars are an inventive species, constantly changing careers or trying new avenues.

Some like Elly Akira (Yuuka Osawa) moonlight also as photographers, artists and writers.

Others, like Nayuka Mine, become manga-ka.

We’re still hopeful of seeing a porn star who goes on to become a politician. Maybe one day.

It’s no secret that respected mainstream Korean actresses put their Japanese peers to shame in frequently stripping off for explicit sex scenes in movies.

We recently blogged about the graphic sex scenes in Lost Flower: Eo Woo Don, featuring a very naked Song Eun-chae.

In For the Emperor, Lee Min-ki plays a disgraced sports star getting involved with gambling and gangs.

And along the way he embarks on an affair with the Lee Tae-im character, which includes having rough sex with her against a wall.

The best is when he screws her from behind for a very explicit, sweaty sex scene on a bed.

Lee Tae-im was born in 1986 and is mainly known for her television work.

All right, it’s finally time to unleash these lovely images we’ve been gathering diligently for a while…

We’re splitting this post into two parts to avoid making it too heavy for horny browsers.

Want more? Here is part two!

Here’s part two of our selection of hot Japanese lesbian action…

Want more? Here’s part one!

Panchira research sounds like a lot of fun.

Starring popular cosplayer Kazari, Mosou Kagaku Kenkyujo (Fantasy Science Research Lab) has released a new video analyzing their research into panchira.

Panchira is a fetish for the panty shot. It’s huge in Japan, especially with cosplayer idols or with schoolgirls.

The video is the first in the series in around nine months and shows the results of their “research” into ways for schoolgirls to do things so that their panties don’t show, not always successfully.

This time Kazari demonstrates how to pick a book off a shelf without her skirt being pulled up to reveal a tantalizing glimpse of her panties.

If all this sounds like a party pooper’s approach to panchira, don’t worry — it’s still very alluring.

There’s a whole series of these “Research into how to definitely not expose your panties while…” videos by Hanao Nohira (the man behind Mosou Kagaku Kenkyujo), sharing ways for girls in a variety of situations trying to complete an action so that their panties will not show to the passing pervert.

The ladies who helped in the demonstrations included AV stars Tsubomi and Hibiki Ohtsuki. Needless to say, we like to see the girls fail, though actually a lot of the appeal of panchira is the voyeuristic temptation that is ultimately held back at the last moment.

Swimsuit makers Realise decided to release a very sexy front zipper swimming costume.

They got Gravure model Miyako Ayane to show off how good it looks.

Now that’s certainly one way to get people’s attention on the beach.

This alone would be worthy of our attention.

But Realise’s sexy and alluring design unwittingly inspired a whole meme in its own right.

After Realise released some publicity images of the swimsuit design, the Twittersphere immediately got to work making their own NSFW erotic illustrated versions of how the same swimsuit might look on some very moe characters.

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Reminds of when Tenga inspired a “Tenga robot” meme on Twitter.

No, it’s not AV idols or even Gravure idols. Nor is it exotic or glamorous fashion models.

It’s very mainstream actresses with charming personalities.

Almost all the ladies have “cute” girl-next-door faces rather than sensual, “beautiful” looks.

The number one lady that Japanese men said they most wanted to date was… Haruka Ayase, who also came out top of last year’s survey. Local guys like ditzy girls, it seems.

Second was Satomi Ishihara, up from fourth place. It might be all those Aeon English school ads she has been doing. A girl who can speak English (albeit with a thick accent and rehearsed delivery) is charming.

In third place was Maki Horikita.

Fourth was Yui Aragaki.

Fifth was Kasumi Arimura.

Sixth was Rena Nounen.

Seventh was Tsubasa Honda.

Eighth was Aoi Miyazaki.

Ninth was new entry and popular lady of the moment Suzu Hirose.

Tenth was Aya Ueto.

So no Masami Nagasawa (last year’s number eight) or Yuriko Yoshitaka (might be her history of doing nude scenes puts men off even while turning them on?

No busty Gravure idols.

No AKB48 girls or similar music idols!

No sultry fashion models like Kiko Mizuhara.

Ultimately Japanese men are conservatives who want a sweetie rather than a sexy.

The Oricon survey was carried out between January 5th and January 9th with 500 men aged from their teens to their fifties across the whole of Japan.

Another week, another amazing sex scene from an amazing Korean actress.

While some of the Japanophiles may complain that this blog is fast losing the “Tokyo” from its name, we just can’t resist when the ladies are this hot.

Following our previous forays where we looked at Lee Tae-im in For the Emperor, Song Eun-chae in Lost Flower, Oh In-hye in The Plan, Esom (Lee So-young) i Scarlet Innocence, and Kim Jae-hwa in Hwanghae (The Yellow Sea), now comes Han Se-ah in the explicit Love Affair.

Han Se-ah (한세아) was born in 1985 and we thank whoever the gods are for that day she came into this world.

In Love Affair you can enjoy two nice long sex scenes with Han Se-ah, where she demonstrates some acrobatic physical talents.

One takes place on a bed and another on a sofa. Both are sweaty, prolonged scenes, and man… are we glad we’ve seen them.

Ever thought a crying girl looked cute?

Of course she does.

But have you ever wondered what else can be done with those tears?

How about lubing up with them? Well, not literally. Japan’s sex toys makers haven’t been scouring the land for upset girls… not yet anyway.

But the Young Japanese Girls Tears Lotion (in pink) and the Japanese Otoko no Ko Crossdresser Tears Lotion (in blue) are inspired by the wet eyes of idols.

It depends on your taste. Do you like them young and virginal, and female?

Or are you more into cross-dressing idols? (For those who don’t know, an otoko no ko is a currently trendy word for a cross-dresser, with the emphasis as much on cosplay as transgender.)

Personally we would go for the young girl spray but to each their own.

The sprays have been designed with easy application in mind — so they can be used with toys and dolls, or even just by themselves on hands or other bodily parts.

They are made with slightly different natural compounds but either of the two tears lotion by Magic Eye will get you wet in not time.

As we know, idol groups, most notoriously AKB48, will exploit fans who want to purchase ways to vote for members in “election” or for chances to shake their hand. They do this by selling these privileges as slips of paper included with CDs or other products.

The most recent campaign has been a tie-up with Kodansha’s Young Magazine, an iconic weekly manga magazine.

Kodansha chose a number of idol candidates from various groups (AKB48, NMB48, SKE48, HKT48) and said fans could choose the idol who will appear in a sexy swimsuit photo shoot. (The ladies on the cover are actually from Nogizaka46 but they are not part of the competition.)

Naturally, the fans want their top lady to win.

By purchasing the magazine, you got a slip of paper that you could use to vote for the lady you wanted to see in a swimsuit.

The problem is that there are ordinary Young Magazine customers who now can’t find their regular read on the shelf because some crazed AKB fan has gone and purchased the whole store’s stock. Last week social media was abuzz with annoyed readers unable to find their manga magazine.

As you can see in the pictures, Ryosuke@Boku bought a huge amount of magazines, priced around ¥500 ($4.20) each.

Ryosuke is a massive fan of Serika Nagano, the 13-year-old idol in AKB48. However, she is too young for the competition, it seems, so he has to make do with another girl.

This is not only cynicism on the part of the AKB agency but also the publishers, since they know they have fallen on harder times. Young Magazine shifted 1 million copies in 2004 but its sales have dropped considerably over the last ten years. It is now own to around 475,000. Stunts like this are sure ways to raise their sales, though they risk alienating their fans.

Even Rino Sashihara (whose own fans are legendary) has suggested to fans that they buy from multiple convenience stores rather than bulk buying from the same store, in order to avoid disappointing fans.

The annual Honen (or Hounen) Matsuri was held recently, confirming once again what a horny religion Shinto is.

The festival in Aichi is Japan’s second most famous fertility festival, after the now insanely popular Kanamara Festival in Kawasaki, which takes place next month.

Honen Matsuri takes place on March 15th, appropriately the day after White Day (when men give women chocolate).

As always, the Shinto rite featured parades of ceremonially dressed people and a giant phallus being taken to Tagata Jinja shrine.

Plus there were lots of phallic merchandise for sale, (if the web is to be believed) bought solely by giggling young girls.

The Twittersphere was abuzz with the usual sniggering at girls (and foreigners) gleefully nibbling phallic sweets or holding cock toys, and the main spectacle of the giant cock being treated like a god (as it should be!).

Even the prayer plaques had cocks on them.

Oh, by the way, the Japanese police think all these cocks are fine. But heaven help you if you try to show a replica of female genitalia!

It had to happen some day.

The Apple of the Japanese sex toys market has finally made a sex machine. Well, sort of. It’s not a sex machine in the same world as the A10 Cyclone Robotic Masturbator by Rends.

But Tenga has created its first electric adult toy. And as you’d expect from Tenga, it’s very smart and minimalist — but super effective.

The Tenga Vacuum Controller works with some of its onacup toys (specifically, the Deep Throat Cup Standard, Deep Throat Cup Hard, Deep Throat Cup Soft, Deep Throat Cup Cool, and U.S. Tenga Deep Throat Cup models)

There are two adapters depending on the size of the onacup.

Slot it into the Vacuum Controller, turn it on, and then press the release button to adjust the vacuum sensation inside the onacup.

It essentially works by hooking onto the air release hole which every onacup toy has. This can be turned to the advantage of the vacuum through the battery-powered motor mechanism.

You’ll never want to go back to a regular onacup experience again.

The career of Haruna Kojima (known as Kojiharu to her fans) may be on the wane, having lost the lucrative Peach John lingerie modelling gig to Saeko and her sizzling charm.

But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the power still to shift magazines.

To launch her new photo book, Kojiharu has been featured on the cover of Playboy magazine. Inside is a sweet photo shoot showing off her pale body.

There is some serious Photoshop going on here, though. Kojiharu famously has very sensitive skin and close-ups on TV usually reveal this.

Her new photo book is called “Dou suru?” (What shall we do?) and went on release on March 24th.

Much fuss is being made about the “t-back” (thong) and stockings shot.

However, she’s done plenty of revealing shoots before.

And if you really want to see Kojiharu at her most revealing, apparently you should simply turn on the television.

Good luck with the book, Haruna. It’s probably your last chance at the big time before you graduate from AKB into the celebrity underclass.

When you need something done, crowdsource it. And we know that Japanese netizens are a creative and resourceful bunch.

For Valentine’s Day (when girls give guys chocolates in Japan, Tenga became the Tenga Robo… a mecha creation for pleasuring the men.

For White Day (March 14th, when the guys give chocolates to the girls in Japan), Japan’s netizens reciprocated and turned Tenga into a Iroha-integrated robot. As shared on Twitter in an ever more outlandish series of images, the Tenga Iroha Robo was artistically very impressive.

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Iroha is the line of Tenga vibrators.

But it didn’t stop at the Iroha series. Some cheated and went back to the regular Tenga onacup, or even the special anniversary Tenga Premium.

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The Tenga Egg and Vi-Bo couple-play vibrator series also became the inspiration for new mecha characters.

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So, it all begs the question: What is next?!

Former office48 (part of the AKS group) executive Takashi Nodera has been arrested and imprisoned for filming illicit naked videos of the young idols under his charge.

There has been total silence on this so far in the mainstream media, as well as, needless to say, from the powers that be at AKS, the company that runs the juggernaut that is AKB48.

But the tabloids have fortunately broken the story.

Takashi Nodera hid secret cameras in bathrooms, dressing rooms and hotel rooms between 2009 and 2010 to film the girls, possibly under age, while they relaxed without clothes on.

Tokyo Reporter has translated some of the Shukan Bunshun article:

In one 58-minute clip shot in 2010, an AKB48 member is seen lounging fully naked on a bed in a hotel room. Footage taken on New Year’s Eve in 2009 shows members inside a dressing room for NHK’s “Kohaku Uta Gassen” prior to and during the celebratory countdown.

The married Nodera (38) was a board member of office48 from 2007 to 2010. His connections with AKB48 go back as far as 2005. We can only presume that he lost his job because his activities were discovered by AKS and they tried to cover it up. Of course, we don’t know for sure.

He was arrested and sentenced in 2013 to a 16-month prison sentence.

Police found 75 films totalling 15 hours in length of tousatsu footage (peeping videos) on the hard disk of his personal computer. Police also discovered more than 200 still images.

Can we please have it officially recognised at long last? AKB is sleazy. We have nothing against idol culture, but this is a machine designed to milk money from fans and groom girls for much older man to exploit.

It’s an open secret that Mariko Shinoda and Tomomi Kasai are/were probably having affairs with a top executive at AKS (namely Yasushi Kubota).

Meanwhile Tomonobu Togasaki has been caught using prostitutes and drugs.

And let’s not even get started on the allegations of Yakuza connections.

We’re not getting on any moral high horse here. We just don’t want these guys in charge of underage idols and certainly don’t want their coffers to benefit from the government’s obsessions with AKB48 being “Cool Japan”.